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1. Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

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2. Minnie told Mickey she wanted a divorce. He responded: “Are you fucking crazy?!” What did Minnie say?

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3. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

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4. Where is Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat out?

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5. Why doesn’t Bambi’s friend Thumper make noise during sex?

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6. Why was Anger so furious?

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7. What’s red and has seven dents in it?

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8. What do Disney World and Viagra have in common?

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9. What happened after Snow White sat in the bath, feeling happy?

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10. What did Cinderella say to her prince?

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11. Why did Chip and Dale take Daisy Duck to the hospital?

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12. Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?

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13. Who is Cogsworth’s best friend?

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14. Why did the Seven Dwarfs go to jail?

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15. And, finally, what did Genie say to Aladdin?

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