Friday, March 25, 2016

dirty disney jokes...

1. Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
Disney

2. Minnie told Mickey she wanted a divorce. He responded: “Are you fucking crazy?!” What did Minnie say?

Minnie told Mickey she wanted a divorce. He responded: "Are you fucking crazy?!" What did Minnie say?
Disney

3. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Disney

4. Where is Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat out?

Where is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Disney

5. Why doesn’t Bambi’s friend Thumper make noise during sex?

Why doesn’t Bambi’s friend Thumper make noise during sex?
Disney

6. Why was Anger so furious?

Why was Anger so furious?
Disney

7. What’s red and has seven dents in it?

What's red and has seven dents in it?
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8. What do Disney World and Viagra have in common?

What do Disney World and Viagra have in common?
Disney

9. What happened after Snow White sat in the bath, feeling happy?

What happened after Snow White sat in the bath, feeling happy?
Disney

10. What did Cinderella say to her prince?

What did Cinderella say to her prince?
Disney

11. Why did Chip and Dale take Daisy Duck to the hospital?

Why did Chip and Dale take Daisy Duck to the hospital?
Disney

12. Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?

Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?
Disney

13. Who is Cogsworth’s best friend?

Who is Cogsworth's best friend?
Disney

14. Why did the Seven Dwarfs go to jail?

Why did the Seven Dwarfs go to jail?
Disney

15. And, finally, what did Genie say to Aladdin?

And, finally, what did Genie say to Aladdin?
Disney

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