celebwhodunit...

It wasn't a no show type of thing, it was a no invite type of thing from this B+ list actress who is nowhere close to being the highest on the list in the family towards the A list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. No one wanted her there. Zoë Kravitz and Karl Glusman wedding (Meryl Streep) via

This former A/A- list teen actress who had her own show has nothing booked no matter how hard she tries. She spent a weekend with a producer who said he would cast her but then he didn't. She has tried red carpets and promo modeling, but nothing is working. Her only hope is something that has been in the can for a long time and is only now seeing the light of day. I feel like her former boss is somehow behind her shunning. Because she wouldn't play his game. Miranda Cosgrove ("iCarly")/Dan Schneider via

This former A+ list mostly movie actor is probably A/A- now with the big name recognition still. He has been hitting on an A list singer who is much much younger than him and offering her the best drugs if she wants to party with him. If you ever agree to go out with this guy, NEVER accept his drugs. They are going to be something that is nothing near what he says it is. Jim Carrey/Ariana Grande via

As I suspected she would, this A list mostly movie actress acquired another of her special visas she is able to get because of her unique position to bring in two teens from a foreign country for some of her offspring to have sex with for a few weeks before she ships them back or off to friends. Angelina Jolie via






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